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stood in the Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung yesterday, a pretty ridiculous article by Iris Hanika, where they will melt away almost with admiration for the Muslim headscarf. The women to whom this hat means rather live the symbol of oppression and lack of freedom to be happy to read it. What can you really doubt the text at the sanity of the author, are the constant superlatives they used. So for them
were among the very young women have always been quite a few who do not just make-up and dressed, but this did it in such a tasteful way, had a sie es bei Coco Chanel persönlich gelernt.
Mäntel werden ihrer Meinung nach nie geschlossen getragen, damit die perfekten Körper immer malerisch umweht werden können. Und die Kopfbedeckung verbirgt nicht einfach nur das Haar, nein das schöne Haar ist es, das darunter verschwindet.
Hier noch einige weitere merkwürdige Formulierungen:
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Mit der züchtigen Kleidung, die der Koran den Frauen vorschreibt, hat das natürlich nichts zu tun, überhaupt mit Züchtigkeit nichts, vielmehr ist Islam Mode in Kreuzberg - wie in Brandenburg Rechtsradikalismus und in Künstlerkreisen Lumpenproletariat.
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Sie wird wohl noch eine Weile bleiben, diese in den Alltag hinabgesunkene, very playful version of Islamism.
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There are many different ways, these huge drape towels on their heads. [...] In both cases, it seems as if you could lower the tips of the shirt under the blouse revealing flashes.
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The young Turks in Kreuzberg, however, turn the screw on another one, because they can not find just the Radikalsein chic, but it will also be radical chic. What they masterfully succeeds. There are wonderful women.
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against the so-refined ADAPTED daughters of Kreuzberg but the nudity of others not only vulgar, but also pretty ridiculous.
the young Turkish women [...] It does not seem to go too much about decorum, but above all, as beautiful women to be recognized. And as self-conscious about this: as such, which sell well aware of the majority, by presenting itself as clearly not the west. What the majority they can then make a little angst -> Get in Kreuzberg as a Turkish woman west of clothing is probably the only opportunity at the new position of the majority. And "scare" the issue is playing safe with this self-conscious fashion a role, such as the fear of non-Western but elfin beautiful environment, it would probably not accept it when the models were suddenly like, mini-skirt or Corduroy pants to wear. Spokesperson for the protest against these wishes would be Iris Hanika, the Turkish women with the words "You are too beautiful for this world and now fast back under the blankets, her pearls of the Bosphorus, its exotic animals," would force again in their wonderful hats .
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Conclusion: If at the end really just worry the question unanswered whether the author despises any less beautiful Turkish women, since they had with the praise attaches very high standards. Who does not have a shapely body, otherworldly hair and perfect make-up can then in good conscience under a full-body bag Disappear. Kreuzberg must stay beautiful!
important, important, until further joins the well-tried Burrow now also added a young, unspoilt Blog penguin pit !
Why, how and why experience their visit:
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As I tried last year to bring a play on a stage, I sent it to at least a dozen addresses in the hope that at least one should have interest. To remove any tension from the same post, I alternate it clear from the beginning that no one wanted my piece, but that's what not here. It's about me then that the Jewish Theater of Hamburg (which often presents humorous pieces, so for me came in question.) sends a pretty clear criticism, why is my piece ... was very, very bad. I could share in the criticism but almost no point, however, made me out of it no more and what was assumed that the answer was written by a bearded, well-read, at least ninety-nine year veteran who was working with Max Reinhardt. But already the talking points that have been criticized, the critics argued but mainly so that the classic structure of a comedy was not met. Well, and today, many months later, I discovered on hagalil a comic strip named Moishe son of a bitch. It was in primitive Cross rhymes written ( face on not and proud to wood.) And I had actually tried to forget it quickly, when I noticed who was responsible for this great art. The theater director who sends me at the time these comments to my piece. Now I think What God does in the closet? certainly not the most valuable cultural product of modern German history, but it surprises me already, how extreme schizophrenic many people between the distinguishing what they produce themselves (always good, even if it means Moishe son of a bitch and a complete joke free comic) is and what others do (which is examined with as much excess energy that is released when the self-criticism fails). Then you can say in conclusion only: his dog is not a dog, but more than a drawn dog! Here it can be admired: ( http://www.israeli-art.com/satire/moishe.htm )
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just read the poem by him, inspired me to write an answer and if you want to read them, you have to you only see the entry below underneath:
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Moishe wardrobe son
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wrote last year since I
play for myself.
With humor and wit and laughter,
Where do God and human things.
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It shipped the post very quickly,
this piece even after seven Lasch,
to Dortmund, Kassel, even after Brettmurk,
and it was much even in Hamburg.
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It arrived at the Jewish Theater,
was read by nem man
it even gruesome grauslig found
and loudly shouted "Objection, objection!"
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"The piece, it's not a piece
I send back indignantly,
Witzig, it is certainly not
the author is a villain.
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It should read ancient works,
and then think Remember, Remember:
old books are so great,
stand full of old records, "
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dogs rhymes without values,
can be so hard not to make a
otherwise he'd say, Moishe - no!
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Woof, Woof!
Guess what I earned me the nights at the Hilton Hotel Vienna?
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a.) as a newspaper boy
b.) as a freelancer for the newspaper
c.) as one of four carriers of a family of gods
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( And back to work, a Hilton room finally paid off nicht von selbst.)
- Hier kommt nun der erste längere Bericht über den Zensurfilm-Besuch in Wien und weil ich heute schon mehrere E-Mails erhielt, in denen Leser sich entweder verwundert, überrascht oder sogar entrüstet fragten, ob nun auch ich zu einem Unsymphatisch Selbstdarsteller werde, stelle ich hier nun eines klar: Nein, bei mir wird es natürlich weiterhin Bilder aus Wien geben, die ihre Daseinberechtigung nicht ausschließlich aus der Tatsache beziehen, dass nur ICH darauf zu sehen bin. Wenn Kehlchen sich dieses Ziel setzt, ist das seine Sache, für mich steht aber der Respekt vor der Aussagekraft a photograph still has the satisfaction of personal vanity. But be lenient with him (he has a few problems, well, you know ...). Because my readers have also a right to get access to my private correspondence, I will now easily publish the text that I sent this morning. However, stripped of everything that had nothing to do with the wonderful trip to Vienna with the community Vogons Saarbrücken. I use the information at the same time greed of the reader, and submit to the secret wish of every man, a secret look into privacy of others, if this is nothing!
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[...] Glücklicherweise hielt das Wetter und bis auf einen kurzen Regenschauer strahlte es blau vom Himmel. Typische Touristenzentren haben wir eigentlich kaum gesehen, auch weil die Ausschilderung nicht so ideal ist. Die Suche nach der Kapuzinergruft gaben wir deswegen auch nach einer Stunde genervt zugunsten eines Kaffeehausbesuches auf, so wie wir eh die meiste Zeit von Kaffeehaus zu Kaffeehaus zogen. Einige gefielen mir gar nicht, etwa das Central, es wirkt eher wie ein Hotel, es ist zu laut und es fehlt an Atmosphäre. Aber die etwas weniger von Touristen frequentierten gefallen mir sehr und würde ich in Wien wohnen, I can imagine, very often to go into those. For first-time visitors to this city, there are also some whites behavior that can be seen as unfriendly, if you do not know. We thus wish the waitresses paying the guest after a nice day, the Vienna Upper do not.
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(Censorship movie family show, returns once again in a coffee house, however, affect the tourists - censorship film sees himself as a regular customer - the atmosphere, so is the Central after the proclamation of the Soviet Republic wieder verlassen.)
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Am zweiten Tag wollten wir nach einem Zentralfriedhofsbesuch noch das Filmmuseum und Kriminalmuseum ansehen, doch dank the incredible scale of this burial site was reduced, the program out to visit the cemetery. Even the Jewish cemetery is so huge and would make a deal for many hours, but we left after two hours wandering through the favor of looking after the memorial grave of Karl Kraus. We did not find it, but many others around the powerful church in the middle of the cemetery (if it is a church). Back in Mainz, I learned that he is very close to the Jewish area. There are even buses that run through the grounds
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( The aim of all literary dreams: the Franz - Werfel youth at the grave of their idol)
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On the last day we did not then a film museum (10 €) and walked through some parks of impressive temples, palaces and churches. We also passed by the parliament. Before we arrived home again, we returned, partly for lack of time, and partly from the lack of motivation to continue a to hold out for an alternative restaurant, in an economy that promoted on their label with the words "quaint" and "comfortable." There was a restaurant, the German atmosphere and reality of life promised. Therefore welcomed inside three leather suspenders us with a "Hello," before we were led deeper and deeper into the premises. The device was made of solid wood, the walls hung pictures of grassy meadows, were to foraging transferor Seppeln and Heidi, the benches for the guests surrounded by oversized wine barrels and who would go to the bathroom, had to decide whether he is a "Bublitz" or "Madl" is. The order took a skinny man, of the physique of a tour-de-France had driver. Surely he could tough and dogged a mountain high torment, for the necessary welding right now and he produced this faithful stayed with us, even if his producers withdrew due to other orders. Insulated lights appeared in the restaurant still matching the colors by the brown wooden benches and wooden walls dull and only reflected the oppressive feeling almighty comfort perfected.
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(Kehlchen realized just where he is. "Heimat, you beautiful home you," he sighed, then began to sing a folk song, and stitched with the Asians on the table. Well, at least his hats like.)
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While occasionally arrived new guests, who dined out exactly two interest groups , Germans, which was in the distance (!) can not do without something home and Asians who like want to experience real German in German surroundings really struck me at once deep in the interior of a Germanic restaurant, surrounded by deer antlers and beer steins the depressing realization: So must the hell! Hopefully, enough of my resume motivation is then recovered in the sky, because I now know the alternative and no matter how defiant the atheists insist on their lack of relationship with God that is not worth it!
That evening our train then went back to Mainz and three full days were behind us, visiting Vienna. Finally it can be said that my city Even well-liked, but the journey is in itself an absolute ordeal, which I repeat not the case. We accepted an offer that is true in the DB and went about from Thursday to Friday morning 8.30 at 22.15 clock in the reclining seats are not to call for the life as such and let everyone back away in horror would orthopedists. The return trip was similar times (20.30 Clock - 06.30 clock) and ultimately the associated stress of travel is not prices, at least not so short.
So much for my first visit to Vienna, it is a beautiful city and I also believe that it would take a liking to me. I was somewhat disillusioned But after visiting the Prater - in which it is indeed only a second-rate carnival.
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(Appearances can be deceptive if the image should somehow contribute to the cheerful Prater can. have any fun, it was the, you are a role model assumes greasy men with their money ... oh no matter)
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PS: So much for my report but you look you can see, for film censorship took on so much, that this can not not having stayed the last post with respect to Vienna!
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Kehlchen and I searched on the last Saturday in Vienna's Central Cemetery place after the memorial grave of Karl Kraus from it and could not, despite intense efforts. Two reasons for this bear primary responsibility: the end of the visitors time and the gigantism of this burial site. If it is the largest cemetery in Europe, already the connected area Jewish claims to a huge area and there would be many hours duration, to wander through it thoroughly. Meanwhile, Kraus should be found, and where do I draw my optimism can be derived from the title of this article.
straight from the golden Vienna back to sleep now then the first reports!
Friends of the Burrow, where it is and who robins visited blog in the last few hours will know what I allude: VIENNA!
several days will stop the censorship of film family in the capital of the State of Austria, with the Viennese, discuss, talk and even laugh. It will be quartered befitting a four star hotel, but because no one wants Verhellen of us, where our roots are, while also rent an occupied house.
If all goes as we expect, you sit tomorrow at this time along with the good Peter Altenberg in his apartment and admired the shapely legs of three-year-old fairies.
Whether there is enough time to marvel at the tourist attractions depend heavily on whether and when we throw the doctor out of the top cafe addition. One thing is clear: a censorship filmmakers heard the cafe!
If wiedererwartend but time stands still, the mysterious head room at the top of the visitor list. It is a room, or even an entire chapel that is / the papered over with human skulls and best of all there are the heads of dead!
is perhaps then stopped still in Simplicissimus, provided that the cabaret is so and not long ago bankrupt.
Anyway, tonight is the big trip in Weinel celebrated with a farewell dinner and all are invited who have been invited by us!
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PS: To those who would follow with interest my way through the institution of university another piece of the mosaic in order to perfect their disturbing fetish Added: Yesterday I passed another interim and then the Wiener, God willing, I end it after the summer semester of my undergraduate studies.
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Did I just found it and here take exception to time: A picture is worth a thousand (Middle East experts) words.
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The Mensa visit, I grabbed me today for lack of alternatives, the magazine Unicum. Just because she usually comes along about as provocative as the free McDonald Entertainment book, I was surprised about one of the title theme: The cartoon controversy!
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The way one knows how the issue has been addressed, it is hoped to cowardice hard to beat and suggests that the editors do not entertain further journalistic ambitions. For what they brought here to belittle or dangerous egalitarianism may actually only people are accepted, the feel in an open, critical world probably not.
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In the preface to the latest issue approaches the topic of Jennifer Staves ever been to in all fearlessness. Yes, they are , they would have in the newsroom a long time discussing whether and now follows not ... we should print the cartoons, but ... if we should go down as a high school magazine on the so-called "cartoon crisis"!
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Wow, and who is to say there, today's students are no longer particularly political! Whether discussed about the three presentations to the issue as passionate, remains editorial secret. But it was clear that in addition to the headline By entering the now so , that dealt with it, what is fashion moderately fashionable real, and the equally fashionable-inspired theme Checked - What betrays the outfit on the subject , and a report on students who explore the smooth stock markets ( Mysterious ) provides information including the possibility of a clash of cultures should be. Probably had to make way an interesting report on the biggest fashion sins of today's professors.
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Litters resulted in the introduction on to say how much the editor about the appropriate Präsentation nachdachte und dabei auch erwog, eventuell ein „Gott“ Comic von Jamiri zu drucken. Zwar haben wir uns gegen eine solch provokante Variante entschieden , beruhigt sie sogleich, um dann doch noch einmal zu schockieren als sie nachschiebt, dennoch hat unser Zeichner es sich nicht nehmen lassen, zu dem Thema Stellung zu beziehen.
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On page eight, then further informed the preface, then explains the Göttingen professor and Islam expert Bassam Tibi, so the first in the Danish press published drawings Mohammed of the conflict between East and West have such an escalation.
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She is right and because, despite their penchant for UNICUM not want to be fashion forward hasty obedience, she wrote a few sentences before indeed, that the published Mohammed cartoons in the Danish press are responsible for the escalation! Which brings offenders and victims are identified all right.
conciliatory ending this embarrassing preface it with the generous statement, the press and freedom of an equally valuable asset such as freedom of religion are!
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Good, editors who have already succumbed to self-censorship would, maybe even one down on it and said, that press freedom and freedom are values more precious than belief in any gods, but succumbs to this fallacy UNICUM not fortunately.
As the foreword was now read, I flipped through the booklet to locate the two issues-related articles. Because I want to bring the unpleasant always as fast behind me, I looked great after the first Jamiris processing of this conflict.
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It was overwhelming, instead of his usual drawings, there was a text, what the appeal of the site by the way keineswegs schadete. Was dort zu lesen stand entsprach dann aber doch wieder dem altbekannten Niveau. Sein wirres Manifest mit dem Titel Freischwimmer zitierte einige Persönlichkeiten der Historie, bei denen vor allen die in Klammer gesetzten biografischen Informationen irgendwie bedeutsam wirken sollten (Moslem), (Jude), (Christ). Sicherlich wollte Jamiri damit zeigen, wie ähnlich sich die drei Religionen doch seien, oder so irgendwie. Auf jeden Fall genial!
Am Ende seines Toleranzbriefes verrät er dann aus Gründen des Respekts vor der edlen Kultur des Islam alle Freiheitsliebenden und Denkenden Menschen, die in muslimischen Staaten leben müssen. Unter anderem hiermit:
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Der aufgeklärte Humanist sollte die Geistesgegenwart besitzen, seine Witze in der eigenen Gewichtsklasse zu machen. Da kann er sogar gewinnen.
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Was er damit genau meint, bleibt sein Geheimnis, aber ist denn im wahren Leben jeder Satz schlüssig!
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Nachdem Jamiri also im Geiste des Humanismus weiterhin seine schlechten Witze macht (da er leider ganz unhumanistisch is pointless), must be condemned in Iran are still women to death if they fight back against their rapists, without the information here about this among humanists proscribed punishment should be reported or even satirical. Self-blame you women because you have just experienced no cultural leap that would degrade the religions finally looking redundant as Jamiri clarifies quite right.
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The last I read it the text of Basran Tibi disappointed and had to find that this man, who otherwise is so much of the Wise, establishes in this case, some absolutely unacceptable demands.
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"The Danish journalists represented as many other Europeans consider it related to press freedom. At that, unfortunately, seems neither respect nor value orientation to belong. It is not for freedom, others in their cultural identity to offend. If the Europeans missing in their own religion and values orientation sensitivity, they have to learn anew because the world after all größer als Europa ist.“
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Damit endete auch schon die Berichterstattung der UNICUM zu diesem Thema. Kein Wort zu den täglich in islamischen Ländern erscheinenden antisemitischen Karikaturen, kein Wort darüber, warum eigentlich der Islam eine Such aggressiveness produces, not a word about the storming of Western embassies, not a word about the murder of a priest in Turkey and the most important, not once the innocent question, why for Islam, the values of the Enlightenment, which only allowed the humanists Jamiri, should be abandoned?
remains conclusion, that affect the quality of the texts already in the preface aptly described:
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anticipatory Obedience , Selbstzensur und übertrieben politisch Korrekt.
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Und die nächste Ausgabe UNICUM macht mit folgender Schlagzeile auf:
Der Trend geht zum Ganzkörperkleid – Mode im Islam
As long as Germany probably would be a good democracy or, if the following newspaper article would include nearly a sad routine? Because Israel is about as big as Hesse, I have restricted the scenario in this state. What I have not been adjusted, the Palestinian terrorists, for they have already accumulated abundant experience as to the exercise of terrorism on German soil and against German, such as in the Olympic games or various hijackings. That is why they are credible.
is now elected:
Highest Alert in Hesse
By Ulrich W. Sahm, Wiesbaden
Hessian security authorities fear the worst for the election day. The police is mobilizing all available forces so as to avoid a terrorist attack. In the past Days were prevented many serious attacks.
like in a James Bond movie watched helicopters and police patrol last Wednesday, a minibus with ten illegal to Hesse had crept Palestinians on the highway from Wiesbaden to Frankfurt. With 190 kilometers per hour, the bus roared through the first roadblock, until he could be stopped. The bus was a Palestinian from Ludwigshafen with an explosive jacket. The bomb with six kilos of explosives and nails to increase the lethal effect, could be detonated next to the highway from pyrotechnists without damage. The potential bomber was about to explode in Frankfurt. He had come through a hole in the fence to Wiesbaden and boarded the taxi to go to Frankfurt. If he had been blown up in Wiesbaden, the intelligence agencies would not have prevented.
There are other suicide bombers were caught with explosives jackets, or for example in Frankfurt on Monday, a Palestinian with a large kitchen knife. Its still unknown client had promised him the equivalent of 200 euros for each tapped him from Germans. During interrogation the man talking about economic problems. The Hessian security authorities are almost 80 "for general information on planned attacks" against. In addition there are 16 acute Alerts ", which means that the agency already knows name, attack plans, maybe even the time and place, but arrest the potential bombers still could not.
It is now a revised version of the short story "Boris sad lot "before. Sorry It is not currently possible to publish it on the homepage, so I use the blog until further notice as an alternative platform:
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Boris sad lot:
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On these evenings around the campfire when they sit in a circle, then tell stories in the firelight, the very old story about heroism, love, grief and lost opportunity is sitting in the shade and Boris silent.
it try not to be incorporated into their conversations. Now and then hands him a hand or a glass of water, some bread, now and then he does.
Everyone accepts, as all know Boris ordeal.
He was the only real friend of Matthew Maximilian Siegburg been called out of respect for all the Fritz. Fritz died last summer. His death came as a surprise, he was very young.
All they were then assembled at the cemetery and the ceremony was as spectacular as Fritz previous life. The decreed in his will instructions for the extravagant funeral exceeded the conservative management first cemetery boundary reasonable, so rich friends of Fritz, the company bought up abruptly, dismissing the operator and thus the way for the fulfillment of the last will still made free.
The deceased, who during his lifetime in fear of attacks was, have, in parallel to take place four different funerals and no one should know what lies in his coffin and in which the double. Why the audience could be 75 percent sure to cry in front of the wrong hole.
The speakers were under particular pressure, because the notary them revealed that Fritz each of them a handsome fortune was left, who manages to bring the audience to laugh.
Boris held his express request of difference out naked, dressed with top hat, monocle and cane.
Psychology in the trade press erupted shortly after a heated discussion about the symbolic importance of this dress code.
Dr. Falkenberg, a luminary in his field, interpreted it as a late admission of a homosexual inclination, with he eyes a bit away from walking stick and on the cylinder in his opinion no less important statement directed that men who present no underwear under the pants were missing.
bowed out of respect they invariably the protocol.
the end of the ceremony all had together even from different passages of Hamlet, Woyzeck and develop a musical version and to the tune of "When in Capri red sunsets in the sea" present.
The next day, collected the garbage, the remains of the last and most morbid Forderung ein, menschliche Knochen, die daran erinnerten, dass die treuen Freunde sogar die Anwesenheit von Goethe, Mozart und Napoleon ermöglichten.
Der Schmerz über den Verlust dieses großen Denkers saß bei vielen sehr tief, doch niemand litt unter dieser Tragödie schmerzvoller als Boris.
Seine ganze Existenz war auf Fritz ausgerichtet gewesen. Wenn dieser nachts schrie, stand Boris Sekunde später im Zimmer und sang ihn zurück in den Schlaf. Fritz hätte es niemand anderem erlaubt, ihm so nahe zu kommen.
Fritz betrachtete sich selber völlig zu Recht als Genie und als introvertierten Einzelgänger mit ausgeprägten Misstrauen gegenüber zweibeinigen Säugetieren. Als er einmal einer Interviewanfrage überraschend zustimmte, und die Antworten schriftlich einreichte, sprach er von einem „unbändig lodernden Hass, gegen alles“, was größer sei als er. Zum allgemeinen Leidwesen handelte es sich bei ihm um einen überraschend kleiner Mann.
Wo dieser Hass verwurzelt ist, kann nur spekuliert werden, aber scheinbar entwickelte er Techniken, die ihm ein Umleiten der Energy, the other man for love, warmth and solidarity consume, in channels permitted, which allowed it to achieve their own visions.
produced constantly seems to be brain ideas for useful inventions, not all for the good of the community. He erklagte in court because of a loophole he discovered half of the annual budget of children in need and wrote the philosophical book "from true equality" by showing based on an ontological view of the world that a truly peaceful world after the deletion of any student discounts for swimming pools is reached. Naturally followed the policy of his brilliant argument.
Boris is his heart always unbearably hard, the thought of losing this extraordinary person to have forever.
Whenever a flame of a fire licks up and its place in the dark second dips in brightness is sitting here, a haggard, sad man
Sometimes he tries his using a gesture to express loneliness, he tries to squirrel in die Flammen zu werfen, oder Feldmäuse und in ganz verzweifelten Zeiten ringt er der Geste wegen auch mit Elchen. Weil Eichhörnchen und Feldmäuse zu flink und Elche zu stark sind, konnte er seinen Schmerz bisher noch nicht in Kunst verwandeln, erschleicht sich aber mit unendlicher Geduld seit Monaten das Vertrauen eines Rehs.
Wenn die Morgendämmerung anbricht und nur noch die bläulich-gelbe Glut in der Dunkelheit glimmt und die anderen längst nachhause gegangen sind, fängt Boris immer an laut vor sich hin zu reden.
Meistens spricht er dann über Fritz, seinen einzigen Sohn unter zehn Töchtern, die folgendermaßen hießen: Tamara, Sara, Claudia, Simone, Chris, Frank, Cara, Susan, Nora and Nicole. He talks about his former life as a father and husband. Mercilessly critical, he testifies, he admits how unhappy were his daughters, so they tore up all one by one.
This would not have been obvious, as children flee the area represented in a distinct social phenomenon, if they had not realized it by chance all the same night.
Detractors claimed that if his wife Rebecca had not been followed because of a pregnancy of a typical tradition bound with leather straps to the bed (This custom is the way back to experiences from the time of the first settlers. At that time, noticed the village elders, and the women that make the wolves of the forests during the breeding season is no difference between pregnant women and people wolf women. Why then as a response to the fixation of the bed were at risk, is buried in the dark of the story.) Boris could have been four weeks earlier Singelmenü buy in the supermarket. As it was, it was his wife located in the eighth month will receive something.
short, Boris was living in a fundamental crisis. His children despised him and any woman who could move freely moving, freely and quickly away from him. Er dachte an Selbstmord, zögerte dessen Vollendung aber immer wieder heraus, da sein Lebenshass nur noch von seiner Todesfurcht übertroffen wurde.
Sicherlich wäre er in diesem Zustand elend langsam zugrunde gegangen, wären da nicht die Ärzte gewesen, die seinem Ego unverhofft neues Selbstbewusstsein gaben. Und da kommt Boris, sein einziger Sohn ins Spiel.
Waren sie zu Gast um die Schwangere zu untersuchen, setzte Boris sich auf einen Stuhl, schloss die Augen und genoss die Sätze die er dann vernahm. Sie flogen wie Wolken purer Glückseligkeit durch seinen Kopf:
„Der Junge wird ein Genie!“, „Nein, er ist ein Genie!“. „Noch nie habe ich einen so cleveren Menschen kennen gelernt!“, „Meint ihr, er kommt schon Mehrsprachig auf die Welt?“, „Diese Denkerstirn!“, „Ein Wunder!“
Mithilfe eines komplexen Klopfzeichensystems gelang es Fritz und den Ärzten schon nach 19 Wochen miteinander „Stadt, Land, Fluss“ zu spielen. Meistens gewann das Team „Ungeboren“, weshalb die Mitglieder der „Außenwelt“ diese Art der Freizeitgestaltung schon bald wieder einstellten. Angeblich wegen ethischer Bedenken, aber in Wahrheit wegen ihrer mittlerweile astronomischen Wettschulden. Sie konnten sich keine weiteren materiellen Verluste mehr erlauben. Wütend drohte Fritz ihnen für ihr Verhalten daraufhin Höllenqualen an und berief sich dabei auf drei dutzend Bibelpsalmen. Weil seine Mutter überzeugend versicherte, während der Schwangerschaft keine religiösen Texte verspeist zu haben, informierten die Mediziner einen alten Priester, der sich mit diesem wundersamen Fall befassen sollte. Es sollte die Frage geklärt werden, ob hier ein Messias vor sich hin wächst. Fritz gelang es den Priester innerhalb von vier Sätzen (eigentlich waren es sogar nur drei, denn einen wiederholte er aufgrund der Schwerhörigkeit seines Diskutanten) von der Nichtexistenz Gottes zu überzeugen, woraufhin dieser seine weißen Haare wachsen ließ und auf Brautschau ging. Mit dieser sind hier sowohl der Priester als auch Gott gemeint.
Noch vor seiner Entbindung betätigte Fritz sich in einem Gebiet, in dem später Weltrum auf ihn warten sollte: der Architektur. Sein erstes Projekt trug den Arbeitstitel „Geburtskanal“ und hatte dessen Begradigung zum Ziel. Hätte eine übereifrige Hebamme ihn nicht gewaltsam aus seinem ersten Büro entfernt, wäre ihm noch die Errichtung eines organischen Leuchtturms an der Mündung des Kanals gelungen.
Diese Niederlage machte aus Fritz a broken man, bitter, he let off the umbilical cord still in the delivery room and handed a complaint against the unfortunate woman. In the subsequent process it benefited his rhetorical talent. Fritz wrote his star prosecutors their speeches that they had only read yet. The judge gave the plaintiffs on all points and agreed to the required sentence.
For the essay, which he wrote about the execution, he received his first of three Pulitzer and two Nobel Prizes for literature. Boris wipes a tear from her face. Yes, back then he was happy. He was too happy to register negative.
He did not notice until after Fritz Dead, that Rebecca ihn längst verlassen hatte. Doch dieser Schicksalsschlag erschien damals noch schwer greifbare, ferne Zukunft zu sein. Vorerst leitete er die Forschungsabteilung Luft und Raumfahrt , die sein Sohn gründete.
Sein Leben stand ganz im Dienste der Ziele des eigenen Wunderkindes. Die Presse hofierte Boris, handelte es sich bei ihm ja nicht nur um den Erzeuger des Wunderknaben, sonder auch um dessen einzigen Vertrauten. Das Lob der Journalisten massierte seine so lange geschundene Seele, sie lechzte nach Annerkennung und die Meute skrupelloser Schreiberlinge bediente dieses Gefühl gerne.
And the success came with such regularity that a week without new world records, revolutionary inventions or nervousness caused greatest electoral success. glimpses
To get an impression of the dimensions of Fritz and creative in how many areas he excelled, but a few of the most spectacular Clous.
- he was the first person to Mars and brought from there to Mars dragon.
- on a research trip, he discovered three previously unknown languages, one of them was an albino dialect and lived in the desert Gobi. Unfortunately, two of them dead but in the unusual climate of Central Europe after several native Schwäbisch they tried. Haunted by remorse, he fired then 3 million workers from their factories.
- In addition to chemistry, physics and biology, he established a more natural science: the Maurik. It is concerned with finding alternatives and was searching for an alphabet with the latest technology to the mysterious dark letters.
- Fritz was quick to recognize the potential of the sweet in the button eyes of the dragon put Mars and makes it the most popular pet in the world.
- Mars, the dragon rose up against their masters and killed countless of them.
- In einer Kampfabstimmung setzte Fritz sich bei der Wahl zum Vorsitzenden des „Clubs der Superschurken, die das Ziel verfolgen, die Welt totalen zu Zerstören e.V.“ gegen den Pinguinmann durch.
- Fritz brachte von seiner Weltraumfarm ein Mittel gegen die Marsdrachenplage mit. Er verkaufte an die Betroffenen Haushalte überteuerte Jupiter-Gänse. Diese Tiere stillen den Fleischhunger der Drachen solange, wie sie vorrätig sind.
- Fritz eröffnete den ersten Erdkerntunnel.
- Er verkaufte seine Aktienmehrheiten an den Staaten Österreich, Iran und Australien an Sony.
- Er gewann dreiundzwanzig Oscars für den Film „In 80 Hundertstelsekunden durch die Welt“
This list could be endless. It is our modest knowledge of inheritance is not possible to explain why Fritz had this intelligence. It is difficult to find the parents from awarding a major contribution, his mother failed but in the pedestrian test, because it is the idea behind the zebra crossing, do not understand was what Boris was always laughing heartily, although he failed the exam.
also puzzling seems the so abrupt end of this genius.
Boris shake hands today, when he thinks about the day when he came into the office, wondering why open the playpen and Fritz was nowhere to be found.
He was looking at the whole building systematically. Floor by floor. But he found nothing, after two months, he finally reaches the attic and found the last door on ... again, nothing.
exhausted and helpless made Boris then brought the arduous way back. Besides the concern for his son-chief is now joined them for their own health. Because of the fall broke already, and should he make it to the onset of winter not at least make it to 132 004 down on the floor, he would freeze to death up here in the stratosphere. Now it avenged that no one had existed in the design of this star scratch on the installation of elevators.
With difficulty he succeeded at that time the descent into Safe Dizzying heights. But the fear of his idol was intolerable to his companion.
Back at the starting point of his journey on the ground floor first time Boris arrived Celebrated his two in the meantime, according to Birthdays elapsed then the office of Fritz again to see more detail. And actually, he then had the big red Neontüre been overlooked on a bulletin board on the word "private" blinking. He opened with a shaky hand and it revealed a horrible sight. The worst fears proved true. Two thoughts dominated Boris action now, "Who will now care for me and where can I find work?". Full of fear of the future, he climbed on a chair, on average, the rope of knotted together Pampers, where Fritz had hung his head and rolled in pension benefits.
As he still thinks about the possible reasons for the suicide, the cold reality catches up with him and brings him back to his solitary life in the here and now. The night is over, the birds sing and the mist on the move Aue. At the forest edge young wolves whisper sweet nothings with the daughters of the mayor and Boris always ask myself, "Why did he say anything if he was worried"
As he straightens up painfully, he is like every night the same answer: "He but was only three years old, as he should because even talk to me. Three year olds can not yet speak, "But deep inside he feels that this did not explain enough and he is really tired now and so goes to bed and after rising again tonight to fire back ...
